Turkish Slingshot

The act of ejaculating into a condom then removing the condom while holding the resovior end with thumb and pointer finger and open end with opposite hand. Next you would shoot said condom contents into your partner's face.

Jim was pissed his girlfriend made him wear a condom, so he gave her the ole Turkish Slingshot.

by teebag nutz inmouth July 3, 2010

Turkish dairy cow

the sextual act in wich a woman lactates into another anus

Dude have you seen this video of the TURKISH DAIRY COW

by lardopatamas365 April 1, 2011

Turkish line

A sex move that requires great skill. It is performed when having sex. The male will be having 69 sideways with the female and just as he is about to ejaculate he will pull out and cum in a line on the females back. He then goes to snort all of his semen like cocaine. After that he is to quickly say Atını siken kovboy (A cowboy fucks his horse). Only after this will the move be complete

I'm bout to Turkish line this hoe

by African boy 223 September 19, 2016

Tide Turning

the turning of a tide that encourages consumption, and misunderestimates the compassion of our country... and also misunderestimated the will and determination of our commander in chief too.

George Bush quote "I think Tide Turning as i remember, i was raised in the desert, but it's easy to see a tide turn.... did i say those words?"

by TheEndOfWaterAsWeKnowIt November 16, 2010

Turkish Boyfriend

Sultry, hairy, sex-machine cousin of Bearforce 1.

Sally went to the dance and found herself a turkish boyfriend with a thick 'accent'.

by Heeter-Pop April 4, 2009

turding

A popular sport in the east of England. Turding involves visting public toilets searching for shits that have been left there.when a turder finds a turd he may either collect photograph or eat the turd.

Bob : god jim, i found a fucking huge floater last night.
jim: really, what did you do with it?
bob : i ate it with some toast
jim : isnt turding great!

by Maydew November 22, 2006

Turkish Getup

An amazing display of human strength.

Turkish Getup - lay on your back, pick up a heavy weight (or your girlfriend) with one arm, stand up, then lay back down. Repeat with the other arm.

by SteveLoneWolf November 24, 2007