An advanced form of jelqing
The act of tying one end of a rope to ones penis and the other to a vehicle, then using the vehicle to pull the rope and stretch the penis.
The act of tying one end of a rope to ones penis and the other to a vehicle, then using the vehicle to pull the rope and stretch the penis.
by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024
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by McChuff January 28, 2024
Get the turbo poo mug.A Turbo Snake is the genitalia of a man, most commonly known as a penis.
Turbo Snake is used when a gentleman wants to show his dominance to a female, often by showing her his massive schlong, this usually entices the female to mate with the man and allows him to show the true power of his Turbo Snake.
Turbo Snake is used when a gentleman wants to show his dominance to a female, often by showing her his massive schlong, this usually entices the female to mate with the man and allows him to show the true power of his Turbo Snake.
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Get the quad-turbo cunt mug.A low-quality (But good and fun) 2014 vehicle crash test simulator game made by Secret Exit Ltd. Has 32 maps, 39 vehicles and 8 characters that are listed here: Mr. Dismount (Main character), Ms. Dismount, Mr. Heft, Ms. Bumblebee, Mr. Reach, Mr. Stalwart, Ms. Diva and Mr. Ego. There are also npc cars with no view of what's in it, and they don't have damage models. You don't always drive the car, you can drive on driving mode that pops up when switching car routes, but in both cases, no matter if you drive it yourself or not, you have to launch the car, and depending on when you release, the launch strenght will be more. You can also customise the maps with obstacles, which there are 22 of (Excluding empty square) that range from ramps to several road blocks. You can also choose a route for the character to go, and you can drive yourself but if you're on pc you can't use WASD to steer it. Overall a pretty fun game. I don't know if it's only me, but it doesn't show up on Play Store and on Steam it costs... well the cost changes over time. It also has a 2nd game, Turbo Dismount 2. Right now, as I'm writing this on 17th of February 2025, Turbo Dismount 2 is in early access. Check my other article with the name Turbo Dismount 2 to know further.
Person 1: You ever heard of the game Turbo Dismount?
Person 2: Nah man, is it good?
Person 1: Its not good, its amazing
Person 2: Nah man, is it good?
Person 1: Its not good, its amazing
by DJIndustriez February 17, 2025
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