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Pee-tube

A penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year. Masturbation does not count. It must have been deep in a pussy, with or without a condom. It is only been used to pee.
OMG! Why is your pee-tube showing, it not like anyone going to use it.
by AlwaysGloris June 12, 2018
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Snow tubing

When one proceeds to duck tape their feet together and pour a line of coke into their ass before being thrown into a cage match with a group of feral coke addicted wolves who were forced to go cold Turkey just a week before
Last Saturday, Jeff bet Bob he couldn’t survive snow tubing since he has a long family history of drug addiction
by Jonny74895873 December 17, 2022
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Tube Noob

Someone who can't ride on the train properly and keep on falling into other people.
on the tube
Dude: Watch as I ride this train with no hands!
Friend: Why? You're just going to fall into me again, you're SUCH a Tube Noob
by Ruberducky June 12, 2010
mugGet the Tube Noobmug.

Surfing the Tube

When you're on YouTube clicking one video after the next. Watching whatever looks interesting.
Friend: whoa you look like you haven't slept in days
You: that's because I haven't, I've been surfing the tube all night
by Cease your faggotry August 29, 2017
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Tube throwing

When one lies naked in bed and proceeds to nut up in the air, quickly turns to then catch their own nut in their anus.
Person #1: Dude I was tube throwing last night and I can’t even shit this morning my anus is glued shut
Person #2: Yarks
by Kdaddy&Pat August 23, 2019
mugGet the Tube throwingmug.

Smooth Tube

Nathan: Hey, what instrument do you play?

Jayden: The Smooth Tube.

Nathan: Nice.
by GiveMeTheNoodles April 23, 2020
mugGet the Smooth Tubemug.

Tube-Slapping

Using social media sights, i.e. facebook, to post annoying, crappy or sometimes funny music videos (mostly ‘80s) from youtube to friends which you are “Slapping”.
“That Debbie Gibson video made for good Tube-Slapping.”
by rookoor March 25, 2011
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