Tristan

The most amazing boy in the world. He's so cute and he doesn't even know it. He basically likes everything. He's a good boy. His hair is so fluffy it makes you cumbust. <3

"Dawg look it's tristan"
"Oh shit here he comes"
"Dude I'm bout to bust, Tristan is coming"

by Ra ra resputin June 12, 2023

Tristan Thiccer

A very thicc boi. Tristan is very bad at league of legends while also being very thicc.

"Is that Malcolm Graves in the mid lane?" "No! That is Tristan Thiccer playing his thicc graves!"

by TriHard N July 28, 2021

Tristan

Tristan can be annoying but he's country and he likes trucks and hanging with the boyzz

Girl 1: OMG have you seen Tristan and his Friends They are so Hot.
Girl 2: OMG yes i want to fuck Tristan

Girl 1: omg same

Tristan: So yall want my 12 inch dick

Girl 1 yes!!!!!!!
Girl2 omg harder

by 2nd Gen Dodge November 5, 2020

Tristan

The dumb ass of the group... the kid that nobody really likes but they let him hang around cause he provides entertainment in a really messed up way.

Oh yeah, our friend group has a tristan too!

by Realshitmyguy December 15, 2019

Tristan

Tristan is the most sexy person you will ever met in your life.

Tristan IS SEXY

by restaoius April 23, 2021

tristan

the nicest, prettiest, funniest, guy i know he’s a one and only person

omg he’s a tristan

by mommymilkers1111 October 15, 2021

Tristan

Ugly ah goofy ah no lucky ah self short ah no girls ugly in every picture that people take of them

Bro you look like a Tristan

by WookieBookie December 24, 2022