Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"

by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

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A Beautiful surprise from god.(Female)

Wow! look at that girl. Who is that?
That's Tristan

by anonymous January 5, 2022

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tristan is a genuinely amazing person, he tends to bring himself down from past memories. he is a caring person and has a good sense of humor, if you ever have a friend named him do not ever leave him behind cause you will regret it later on.

person 1. “tristan seems so nice!”

by woo_a_loner January 8, 2022

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Tristan er stavet forkert det staves nemlig Tristian! Tristian ligner Shrek, men det kan damerne jo også godt lide

Tristan: Hej, jeg hedder Tristian og jeg ligner Shrek

by KongNico January 10, 2022

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A very swag man who is pretty much a loved and not a fighter. He is also pretty shy but once you meet him he is really nice. He also daps everyone up.

Kid: Ayo it’s Tristan my guy
Tristan: Sup

by M1ckSwag January 11, 2022

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