golden ticket idea

Michael Scott's best idea to date to promote sales. Sadly, this idea was credited to Dwight.

Michael Scott: Ok. We need, a golden ticket idea idea, to get us out of this mess.
Pam Beesly: Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?
Jim Halpert: Good one.

by Anna Norwood March 15, 2009

TS Ticket

Tough Sh!t Ticket (archaic). An imaginary/facetious "ticket" (as in train ticket) to someplace that doesn't exist, like Pity City. Essentially meaning "too bad, so sad, you ain't getting what you want, I am unsympathetic to your dilemma or plight".

Alternatively, some sort of financial aid or assistance for those experiencing hard times, like food stamps or WIC vouchers.

Awwwww. I'm so sorry your girl/boy friend is sick and you failed your test. Here... Let me get you a pair of TS Tickets to Pity City and you two can have a good day.

by fuzzygreysocks February 8, 2010

hat trickery

(hat trik-er-ree) -noun

The act of being seduced or enticed into a sexually promising situation that ends in deceit, often with loss of monetary funds and dignity.

"Dude, the last time I hired an escort during a business trip, she promised me a hat trick. Instead, I woke up handcuffed to the bed with my money, passport, and suitcase stolen! Not falling for that hat trickery ever again!"

by Dyslexicon March 27, 2010

Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

Suicide.

The act of taking one's own life.

To voluntarily leave this world for the next one.
Any entity that has caused its' own downfall by continued aberrant behavior.

1. Its' too bad about Jimmy. He'd been depressed a long time. No surprise he decided to Buy a Ticket To the Big Adios.

2. Hey, man, there's got to be another way besides Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.

3. He made her so crazy she was going to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Bid Adios.

4. The tree huggers have a point. If this planet doesn't shape up we're Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.

5. The feds should never have bailed out those banks. Its' their own fault they decided to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

6. I feel bad for those Marines in Afghanistan. Every time they leave the base its' a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

by goodcatholicboy July 18, 2009

Shit Ticket

(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.

"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."

by Department of Behavioral Hell August 23, 2015

Trickster

A person that can not be trusted and is another form of a mark ass bitch. A trickster is always up to no good and they are very dangerous as they are weasels that always suck ass to more powerful people who protect and gaird their worthless asses.

That trick bag trickster ass weasel needs to eat shit and bark at the moon

by RealTalk Mustafa September 19, 2018

pawn shop tickets

1. Engaging in sexual activity with another.

"Hey baby, can I get some pawn shop tickets?"
"He was getting some pawn shop tickets from that skank".

by Alia P-S April 27, 2007