r/teenagers is a subreddit consisting of 13-19 year olds. Once they turn 20 they put on the “Old” flair and disapear without a trace. A really chill group of teens, they are often troubled with many aspects of life. One of those is relationships. But trust me, when the boys and girls go in successfully everyone is there to celebrate. It can also get serious, as most of the users struggle with anxiety and depression. But the community is great as we are experiencing the problems together and helping each other get through it. If you want to fit in and be a power user (very well known) be sure to search by /new/. Be sure to be an EDEN fan and if anyone asks, the mods are gay.
Person #1: hey, wanna crack open a kool kid koolaid with the boys?!
r/teenagers member scrolling through the sub: you got any Dr. Pepper?
r/teenagers member scrolling through the sub: you got any Dr. Pepper?
by Puzzles23 July 13, 2018
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It all starts when some kid decides to buy four turtles, name them after famous artists and flush them down a massive toilet one after the other!
Now is this the end of our heroes? ooh no! the sewers happen to be radioactive, because what sewer is complete without being radioactive I ask you?
And does this radioactivity Ionise their cells and give them cancer? ooh no! it makes them grow massive, stand upright, de-evolves their shell to the point of being useless and evolves their vocal cords so they can speak! oh the wonders of radioactivity!
Now, in these crazy sewers they find a giant rat who can speak English! and does this rat attack them? ooh no! it becomes their master and teaches them Kung fU, THEN IT ARMS THE TURTLES WITH WEAPONS!
Now, do the turtles have revenge upon the heartless child who flushed them down the toilet? ooh no! the child is forgiven and they start a war with a bunch of SHADOW WARRIORS oooooh! because fighting is fun!
and that pretty much concludes the story of the teenage mutant ninja turtles!
It all starts when some kid decides to buy four turtles, name them after famous artists and flush them down a massive toilet one after the other!
Now is this the end of our heroes? ooh no! the sewers happen to be radioactive, because what sewer is complete without being radioactive I ask you?
And does this radioactivity Ionise their cells and give them cancer? ooh no! it makes them grow massive, stand upright, de-evolves their shell to the point of being useless and evolves their vocal cords so they can speak! oh the wonders of radioactivity!
Now, in these crazy sewers they find a giant rat who can speak English! and does this rat attack them? ooh no! it becomes their master and teaches them Kung fU, THEN IT ARMS THE TURTLES WITH WEAPONS!
Now, do the turtles have revenge upon the heartless child who flushed them down the toilet? ooh no! the child is forgiven and they start a war with a bunch of SHADOW WARRIORS oooooh! because fighting is fun!
and that pretty much concludes the story of the teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Bob: Hey Terry! you seen those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Terry: Yeh, the story is so realistic isnt it?
Bob: I KNOW! I cant believe it isnt real!
Terry: Yeh, the story is so realistic isnt it?
Bob: I KNOW! I cant believe it isnt real!
by Maniacishere February 28, 2010
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people ages 13-17. adolescents. most usually go through depression. most teens have "normal" and "cool" standards that you are forced to live up to if you are a teen:
1) you have to have a girlfriend/boyfriend otherwise you are gay (i dunno why teens call eachother gay even when they are straight)
most relationships at this time are based on insecurity, these are the reasons anyone would want to have a girlfriend:
1) rid of the pressure of being called gay or other stupid comments
2) show off
3) get closer to the other person than just a friend can
relationsips these ages are only based on looks, not whats on the inside. today, you have to be good looking and have bigs tits and ass otherwise you are considered unworthy by some moron who will eventually dump you for someone else!
2) you must smoke, drink, and have sex (funny how such morally wrong things are considered godly by teens)
3) you can't wear "whity tighties" or you will be dissed by most boxer wearers who have smaller d***s than you
(i wear boxer-briefs)
4) you must hate your parents
i am conservative and a teen. i went to school with these kind of morons. their rules control you and u cant do anything about it. while they bitch about how "popular" they are they are the most insecure. while you, the "unpopular" kid becomes sucessful in life, its usually the "cool" kids that will be flipping burgers
1) you have to have a girlfriend/boyfriend otherwise you are gay (i dunno why teens call eachother gay even when they are straight)
most relationships at this time are based on insecurity, these are the reasons anyone would want to have a girlfriend:
1) rid of the pressure of being called gay or other stupid comments
2) show off
3) get closer to the other person than just a friend can
relationsips these ages are only based on looks, not whats on the inside. today, you have to be good looking and have bigs tits and ass otherwise you are considered unworthy by some moron who will eventually dump you for someone else!
2) you must smoke, drink, and have sex (funny how such morally wrong things are considered godly by teens)
3) you can't wear "whity tighties" or you will be dissed by most boxer wearers who have smaller d***s than you
(i wear boxer-briefs)
4) you must hate your parents
i am conservative and a teen. i went to school with these kind of morons. their rules control you and u cant do anything about it. while they bitch about how "popular" they are they are the most insecure. while you, the "unpopular" kid becomes sucessful in life, its usually the "cool" kids that will be flipping burgers
i am consrvative, but i am still turned on by hot girls, but i respect conservative one. maybe i find a wife that is hot and conservative at the same time, but i dunno. i dont like teen dating because most teens make it look so fucking stupid (i am not insulting all teens)
by conservative February 11, 2007
Get the Teenager mug.An attention- deficit, loquacious, hormonal human being who habitually makes ill informed decisions about life in general. They typically show little hope of maturing past puberty and frequently state the obvious. That their intelligence should reflect in their actions is a common misconception.
Bob McDouche: "I saw some seventeen year old kid get in a car wreck today. He hit a parked car."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Oh yeah?"
Bob McDouche: "In a parking lot."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Huh."
Bob McDouche: "Which only had two other cars in it."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "...Really."
Bob McDouche: "Yeah. How is that even possible?"
Fred Cuntwaffle: "He's a teenager. Anything's possible."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Oh yeah?"
Bob McDouche: "In a parking lot."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Huh."
Bob McDouche: "Which only had two other cars in it."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "...Really."
Bob McDouche: "Yeah. How is that even possible?"
Fred Cuntwaffle: "He's a teenager. Anything's possible."
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Get the treetard mug.Between the media bending over ass backwards to cater to them, and having virtually no real responsibilities to worry about they still manage to think they have it hard. Even worse are the trendy, psuedo-intellectual little pissants who claim that they're "mature for their age" or "not like the others" until their parents tell them to turn off the goddamn anime and go to bed. Sorry, a "mature teenager" is an oxymoron, dipshit. Get some life experience before you expect me to take you seriously. Get off the goddamn Dragonball Z message boards and do your homework.
Mood swings aren't a sympton of teenagerhood, they're a sympton of idiocy.
by jenny October 4, 2004
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Person 1: Who's that girl who keeps whiffing the ball?
Person 2: Oh that's a Treesa, don't worry about it she'll get it eventually no matter how bad her tan lines get.
Person 2: Oh that's a Treesa, don't worry about it she'll get it eventually no matter how bad her tan lines get.
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