Toppers constipation

When you eat toppers pizza but it blocks you up and can't shit and are bloated after a night of drinking.

Dam bro I got fucked up last night and had a bunch toppers before I went to bed and now I can't shit. You have toppers constipation! Dude I got you, you just need to eat gas station sushi, boiled egg, a warm miller lite, and anything from Taco Bell with ground beef. That shit will have you cleared out in no time. Thanks man I was ready to take an enema with sprite like mom said.

by Old man mechanic ass October 19, 2025

copper toppers

High velocity bullets that are copper washed and are fired from an assault rifle.

Rick was found dead in the street full of copper toppers.

by Nes_d December 14, 2008

Chart Toppers

When young adults or teenagers dress trendy and act like they are really cool. Often travel in packs with other chart toppers. They will often mimick clothing that they see on MTV. You may see them shopping at Hot Topic and Abercrombie & Fitch

Damn look at those chart toppers, they sure look stupid.

by Big G 31 April 11, 2008

Red-Tooler

Usually that red-haired guy, with a massive amount of pimples, who claims he has a girlfriend. and when you ask to see her, he shows you a picture of a pornstar on his phone and says, "that's her."

Fred: That guy just showed me his girlfriend. it's weird, she looks just like that girl i wacked it to last night on porn hub.

Ronald: The one with the pimples, yea he's lying. He is a total red-tooler

by Bo'Lick August 11, 2009

Pop Trooper

The little piece of popcorn that falls out of your popcorn bag at the movie theaters when the person behind the counter slams your popcorn down onto the counter.

Popcorn1, "Get out of the bag before you're eaten!!!"

Popcorn2, "What do I look like, a pop trooper?!?!"

by ruah May 1, 2010

Splan Troopers

A group of good mates that are real troopers and always there for you through thick and thin - they are both splendid and fantastic - they are infact splan

Joe: They were there for me man, through everything.
Nathan: Sounds like they were real Splan Troopers!

by Heluerto January 28, 2010

Big Topper

N.

1) A person who is the best at his profession,job or hobby

2) A person who is a circus groupie

1) You see how that guy just double teamed those two broads? That is why he is the Big Topper

2) Dude, elephants, clowns and those dumbass niggas taming those lions are not cool, how did you become such a Big Topper

by The Big Topper June 5, 2010