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Toaster Mage

1) Likes toasted computers
2) Likes PIE
3) Likes randomness
4) Likes Spam programs
5) Naturally lazy
6) Hate's physical activity of any kind (who doesn't)
7) Has annoyingly Curly Hair
8) Invents days (eg Unhappy error 404 day 04/04/05)
9) Does not own a toaster
10) Uses the phrase "I see..." too much on msn
Someone says "Hello"
Toasty says "I see..."
by Fomar0153 April 5, 2005
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Toaster Struedal

A Shit on the Chest with Cum Icing.
He gave her a Cleveland steamer? Nah man he one upped it and gave her a toaster Struedal!
by Matt2008 April 8, 2008
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Toaster Strudel

The act of "finishing" or ejaculating on a female after intercourse, usually on the stomach, breasts or even the back. The man juices act as the icing in this situation.
"Do you see that girl over there? I totally strudelled her last weekend."

"Chris isn't that the girl you toaster strudelled this morning?"
by Mattys4 September 4, 2016
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toaster dick

Mikey "Yo bro, i have toaster dick from last night."

Jeff "Damn bro, we went hard! Frat bros fo eva!"
by dilhoes June 15, 2018
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Toasterism

When you get a body part in a toaster and can't get it out.
Shit I got my left ass cheek stuck in a toaster and I can't get it out guess I just gotta live with toasterism.
by Lasagnaaa August 26, 2019
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Commiting toaster bath

Getting in the bath tun with a toaster plugged in and um ur just taking the easy way out fr fr fam
Bru he really commiting toaster bath
by Nachos_with_cheese November 11, 2018
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Stfu Toaster

toaster: im on the bus again
your mom: stfu toaster
by loliguts March 11, 2021
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