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Totem Pole Hoe

When a late night snake looking bitch is stacked up on top of and slowly takes the form of a creature from the sewers of Detroit.
Damn that totem pole hoe was nice until I looked up and saw what that bitches face looked like.
by King Smidi July 5, 2017
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totes gressy

Over the top aggressive. 110p. So aggressive your are brutes.
Their ball coach was totes gressy when half the team forgot their extra ball jerseys.
by D100p July 5, 2017
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Totes Masc

I’m no homo. I’m totes masc
by Wynn July 5, 2018
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Totem Pole

Rolling a blunt with multiple roaches from finished blunts, then use a nader for the final roach.
We’re gonna smoke that totem pole before we go out, if that’s cool with you
by Smoke sesh July 22, 2018
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totes

A lame, cringeworthy term said by your typical teen girl.
"That food was totes good!"

"Omg, homework is totes boring!"

"I totes need to go to the mall!"
by Tomboy04 September 8, 2018
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Totes kidding

It's informal for "totally kidding" which can also be considered informal.

The use of "totes" is due to the fact that many teenage girls usually say "totally" in their daily interactions with intimate people, hence the adoption of "totes" in the speech. Although an informality that many would call "innapropriate", "silly", others argue that it's time saving due to how fast the conversation flows.
It's informal for "totally kidding" which can also be considered informal.

The use of "totes" is due to the fact that many teenage girls usually say "totally" in their daily interactions with intimate people, hence the adoption of "totes" in the speech. Although an informality that many would call "innapropriate", "silly", others argue that it's time saving due to how fast the conversation flows.

e.g: "somebody missed our house meeting today"

" I'm sorry, I...

"Totes kidding, I knew you were busy, don't worry"
by George Mathias March 28, 2019
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Tôtes

French town located in Nothern West. Not to be confused with Totes.
Person# 1 : Where do you live ?
Person# 2: I live in Tôtes , in France
by JDelages June 14, 2019
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