Someone who is naturally pale and would normally be considered "wonder bread", but has tanned so much in the tanning salon that their skin has a permanent brown and leathery appearance.
His girlfriend is fake. She wears Lee Press on Nails, bleaches her hair, and tans so much, she has turned into wonder toast.
by Nicole Brice November 30, 2007
That game was incredibly bitching toast.
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by anon576 December 02, 2013
Fuck a girl in the eye socket so hard your dinky pokes her brain, causing her to scream "I smell burnt toast!"
by burnttoastmaster69 January 26, 2010
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