Gnome King

The Gnome King is a title given to only one who is worthy of its title. They are almost like a god. Except the Gnome King is cancerous.

"Look Dad, it's Keemstar!"
Why does he look like a Fucking Gnome?"
"He is the Gnome King!"

by IAmDaTroof June 21, 2016

David King

A man with huugeeeeeeeeeee and i mean colossal butt hair

aT least he's way cooler than Mobin

smarter
funnier
and more handsome

person1: David King has huge butt hair
person2: yeah but that's the only bad thing about him Mobin is much worse
person3: have you seen Mobins man boobs?

by boboisgud June 22, 2021

king awesome

Inspired by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - THRIFT SHOP song, radio version. I noticed my grandson referring to things as being "King Awesome" , the edited version of F@#king Awesome in the song. He had no idea.

This is king awesome!

by flik1970 September 8, 2013

the ghost king

Nico di Angelo's title given to him in a prophecy that nobody but himself calls him.

"I'm not your sunshine, Will! I'm the ghost king! Fear me!" - Nico di Angelo twice a week

"Your so adorable." - Will

by Dam Nico di Angelo November 22, 2018

King wash

When a woman gives your asshole a cracking good tongue fuck

Sarah gave Jamie the best king wash last night

by Secretsouls July 21, 2017

King of the monsters

GOD fuckin ZILLA

GODZILLA is king of the monsters

by tguvtd July 1, 2018

King’s Rinse

the act of showering with one’s partner and then urinating down said partner’s leg.

“I was in the shower this morning with Nick and he gave me a King’s Rinse”
“Ew! That’s so gross hun, get rid ASAP”

by mister coleman January 24, 2019