twisted blister

Noun
1. Butthole

Her twisted blister looked like it had something wrong with it!

by Racincheetah May 31, 2024

Twisted Nadia

When someone is deeply fried from the night before

Jonsey: fuuuck man do I look normal?

Laurence: maaan what’d you do last night? you on a Twisted Nadia G!!!!

by StolenCassio January 15, 2026

Twisted Bullshit

When things seem completely unreal. Is this some twisted simulation bullshit? Am I in a glitchy fever dream or a poorly coded simulation? It's like drinking a cocktail of "what the fuck" + "this can't be happening" + "someones gotta be messing with the matrix right now."

Your ex texts you "miss u" at 3:06 AM right after you finally start vibing with someone new. "Nahhh this is some twisted bullshit, who approved this plot twist?"

Dec 13, 2025 - A raccoon breaks into a Virginia liquor store, gets absolutely hammered on whatever booze it can knock over, then passes out cold in the bathroom between the toilet and the trash can. Cops show up to the crime scene, " Bro is this some twisted bullshit? Did the simulation just make this raccoon a drunk ass?"

by PhantomJ69 February 16, 2026

twisted rosing

the act of twisting a person's balls counter clockwise with a mechanical claw while inserting a rose to their urethra

I want to watch the video of Qwaned twisted rosing Alch.

by qwaned September 5, 2024

Twisted joker

Your got your girlfriend bent over and she reverse the position and slam her strap on I to your ass hole you tear up and say to her why so serious.

I got a twisted joker and I'll never be the same she got me good buddy real good.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Twisted-mister

1. A derivation on the band twisted sister.
2. A co-worker who decides he’s no longer a male and demands bitch rights and can no longer do their (pronoun unknown) part.
3. Jeffrey Dhamer.

Did that really just happen? Did he say he’s a girl now?,,, That’s one twisted-mister…
Ahh shit shh you’ll get us fired you know all these homo promo nouns have the all the rights..

Wait till Trump

by Marshall tucker December 28, 2024

Twisted dandy x goob spicy yaoi

The 2025 incident between Twisted dandy and goob from Roblox game Dandy's world. Dont ask what happened but to put it short there was claws involved and lots of hurt goob.

Man I sure want to know the Twisted dandy x goob spicy yaoi incident

by Twisted dandy x goob spicy yai January 24, 2025