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Thomas

Teenager with 7-9 in penis
Thomas gotta bigin
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That one nigga in discord that always wants you to play league.
"Hey did you see what Thomas just said?"
"Yeah he said he wanted us to download league again"
"I'm not fucking downloading that gay ass shit"
"Same"
by slapnuttes May 14, 2020
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He is the best man out there. No man or woman can stop him. He has a HUGE dick. Like no other. He is a humble, but very brave soldier. No one can beat him and he likes to get pussy all the time.
Wow, just look at Thomas, his huuuuge cock is in my face. I'm a girl btw.
by Bob Egge May 21, 2020
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Those who are named Thomas will have an uncanny ability to say the N word - sometimes surpassing 1000 n words per day.
Damn look at that white nigga thomas ! He do be forbidden in mixed race areas
by casadejack May 21, 2020
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A kid who definitely eats his own poop and is really really weird
Stay away from Thomas
by ebola_21 April 1, 2020
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Thomas is the cutest boy you will ever meet. He probably has so many girls that like him. You’ll be really lucky if your the one girl he loves. I wish I had a boyfriend like him but I know that will never happen. He is so nice and caring to everyone. Even though most hockey boys are dicks he is the complete opposite.
Girl #1: Hey Thomas your really cute can I get you number
Girl #2: Hwy back off this cutie is mine

Girl#1: “runs off crying”
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Thomas is a child with a magnum dong (10 inches or more) who gets crushed on by dumb bitches (only one dumb bitch tho)
Woman: Damn that’s a fat cock!
Thomas: Damn right!
by Jackson Adams April 21, 2020
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