Thigh Slaughter

When you wake up in the morning on your period and blood is all over your thighs like a murder scene.

"What in the thigh slaughter happened to me- Oh, wait, I started my period..."

by Butterbean132 July 24, 2023

National thigh Cleavage pic day

August 14 is national thigh pic day

Hey girl you know is august 14 witch means it's national thigh Cleavage pic day

by rostye45 August 13, 2021

Thigh Buddy

When you have a big schlong that hangs around and becomes friends with your legs.

Bill: Hey Bill, what you up to tonight?

John: Eh just hanging out w my Thigh Buddy.

by call me Bill May 7, 2023

Thigh job

When ur bf grabs ur thighs, puts lube or baby oil or anything like that on ur inner thighs, puts both of ur feet on one (1) of his shoulders and fucks ur thighs until he cums all over your tummy!!!

"Hey where were u last night?"

"I was giving my bf a thigh job"

"Dude tmi."

"Idgaf! U asked! :3"

by 😺🎀 May 22, 2024

thigh mustache

That hairy part of your leg you missed whilst shaving them because you couldn't see it

Dang check out that chicks thigh mustache!

by Jbless April 24, 2014

National Thigh Pics Day

On November 4th and November 5th, it is National Thigh Pics Day!

Guy 1: Hey bro can you send me your thighs? Its National Thigh Pics Day.

Guy 2: Sure man!

by tj0mnom November 4, 2020

Salmon Thighs

When you slap someone’s thighs really fast and say “Salmon thighs” just to confuse them.

*Serious conversation you don’t really want to be involved in*

*gives salmon thighs*

Other person “wtf are you doing?”

You: “giving salmon thighs”

Other person: “are you fat shaming me?!”

You: no that’s thunder thighs!

by MeshaSakuraLee March 7, 2022