Dirty Theory

The act of impregnating a female during sexy time wondering how the kid turns out.

Rifter: Bro I just pulled a Dirty Theory, and I think my kid is gonna be a doctor

by Riftyy July 4, 2021

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the worm theory

the theory of all political parties opinion of worms

The the worm theory believing woman ran away because her husband shamed her for eating worms for being a republican, although he was a democrat and thought they where scary.

by wormilist November 2, 2022

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zide theory

The idea that nothing is impossible.

Do you believe in zide theory?

by zidewayz September 29, 2022

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Laurence theory

An elephant has five legs.This is what Laurence said in the science lesson.Actually,the ‘leg’ is the elephant’s penis.

How many legs an elephant has?
Laurence:five

Laurence theory

by Ajdhxksoscjxlxacncs December 7, 2021

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The Rania Theory

when you’re the smart and most sensible one of an internet friend group and have a thing for 90s heartthrobs! examples include : christian bale, jennifer aniston and sandra bullock.

you were born in the wrong generation? omg you’re The Rania Theory!!

by fanistonnn March 13, 2022

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Mango Theory

The idea that two individuals will achieve a successful relationship, based on one of the individuals liking mangos in contrast to the other's distaste.

"I heard she dislikes mangos! That is good considering you like them; you know the mango theory and all..."

by PegasusMonkey April 11, 2022

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