POOP NOOB

Another term for scat porn. The term originated in Southeast Asia and is often used when one wants to perform a sexual act involving feces with their sex partner.

"I love POOP NOOB."
"What the fuck, nigga?"

by cringe terminator September 30, 2019

poop on wood

A habit done primarily to increase one's luck. It involves pooping on a piece of wood (preferably hardwood).

I have never farted in class---poop on wood.

by El Poopstersaurus October 17, 2017

poop shnaegel

Poop Shnaegel is shit that ends up on your hands as you wipe your ass. This is of no consequence to those who wash their hands after taking a dump, but can become an issue to those who don't.

Damn, I took a juicy dump today and got poop shnaegel all over my right hand. I was really pissed when I discovered the sink wasn't working and there were no towels to wipe off my stained, stinky hand! I almost forgot about it till I started to eat a donut and got a wiff of my last dump. No wonder my dog kept wanting to lick my fingers.

by Big Ed Moustapha October 7, 2009

Poop Nugget

A nugget of poop; someone bitchy, annoying, rude, or crotchety. Usually full of shit and/or asshole

"Dude stop being such a poop nugget."
"Ugh you are quite the poop nugget."

by Izzy F. November 29, 2016

future poop

(n) - food or drink that will inevitably cause the consumer to spend time on the toilet. While this term can technically be applied to any food or drink, it is best used to describe substances that will cause green apple splatters, montezuma's revenge, hershey squirts, or any similar form of the runs.

This Denny's Grand Slam is a some serious future poop. I'm probably gonna spend the next 35 minutes on the toilet.

by thejewbear August 1, 2010

Poop Tweet

Poop Tweet: When you pooping and make a tweet about it and tag all your friends so that they know that you are regular and are not constipated.

Oh, Div just posted a Poop Tweet, I hope everything is okay and she didn't "Pull a Div" and "Break a thing".

by TumbleTwee June 29, 2017

Poop Shot

A large fecal particle, commonly described as "poop", that is quickly released from the anal cavity and shot out as if it were a cannonball. This can sometimes cause a sense of shock and quick sense of pain to the rectum.

Can easily create a large blast of water to the shooter's anus. Usually recognized by it's appreciable "ploop" sound.

John Doe: "I was really turtle necking that shit and when I finally got to the bowl I just poop shotted that little bastard right out of my ass."

by Sebastianave January 11, 2012