shit plant

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally large pile of shit.

See George 'dubya' Bush

"What happened to you, you smell bad dude."
"I pulled a shit-plant"

by -____- January 13, 2005

Crop Planting

When in a pool or any other kind of large body of water; a girl walks by another person and has her period and then moves on while the other person is usally unaware of it.

When Corey ducked under water Shelby got her period so she desided to go crop planting and crop planted Corey when he was under water.

by Even C. June 11, 2008

plant wrap

A plastic mat with one smooth side and the other covered with points. Most often mistaken for tree trunk protectors.

Oh, ok. Don't worry. Next time I'll get you with the plant wrap.--Igor

by TheoCosby March 20, 2003

Gamer Plant

Another word for marijuana, used by teenagers to communicate publicly.

Zack: Did you bring the gamer plant?
Adam: Yeah it's in my backpack.
Elder: Wow, those youngins are teaching plants to play videogames?

by TheRealDaddyO5 November 4, 2018

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023

Murder Plant

A murderous plant of murder-ation

Oh no dont touch that its a MMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRDEEEEEEEEEEER PLANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

dont touch Murder Plants or you will go to the infinite abyss

by E-Stuffs October 1, 2016

plant pot

an insult written by eylo

“oi kate you fucking plant pot”

by thisisnoteylo May 4, 2021