Number Nine

An extremely large mess with a high pitched voice and smells of ass. If you are in this situation... well... I guess your life sucks!

Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine.

by The Mess Himself January 22, 2008

Hello number nine

A phrase whispered by a heavy drinker to his 9th beer at a tailgate party.

Did you here Robert say hello number nine?

by John OC December 9, 2006

nine inch nails

A great band named after the nails that were hammered into jesus christ during his crucifiction.

nine inch nails is the best band ever...

by matt sharp June 9, 2005

lick my nine

lick my nipple taken from Austen Powers

Lick my nine fo shizzle my nizzle

by individual March 6, 2005

Whole nine yards

This is not about the airforce, football or even the clothing industry; The Whole Nine Yards refers to the amount of conrete that was in the original concrete trucks (9 cubic yards).

Concrete Company "How much do you need for the sidewalk?"

Contractor- "The whole nine yards."

by Whatda May 26, 2010

Nine holes of golf

To have sex and or intercourse with a person of the female persuasion.

I say friend, will you be playing nine holes of golf this weekend with your special lady friend?

by William Sadowski September 22, 2006

LUNCHY BACK NINE

Fat, Thick or Full Butt, Backside or Arsze, most often female. I originally heard this saying from a young male work colleague ('Milky') (Police Officer) when he was describing the physical appearance of a female.

When referring to a female's butt. "She has a Lunchy Back Nine" means it is a bit full and thick like the thickness of grass on the back nine holes of a golf course.

by Datamaxx June 8, 2009