Cambrian Explosion

A Cambrian Explosion is when you use the bathroom and the chocolate syrup comes out so hard and fast it hits the bottom and climbs up the bowl

The tacos were so good that later in the night Ryan had a Cambrian Explosion

by GalvanizedToaster December 4, 2023

Bush Explosion

A queef. Also 9/11.

Did you hear her flappy bush explosion?? I smelled it!!

Sir…a second plane just hit the towers.

by Loberson December 11, 2023

explosive shit

a really big amount of shit coming out of your anus, so big that it burns.

I'm about to take a explosive shit after eating Chipotle.

by Ayo pause?? April 29, 2023

Explosive Decompressor

A massive fart that initiates with a large amount of power, then tapers off in a linear fashion as pressure drops.

Did you hear that explosive decompressor that Mrs. Reed did in the teachers lounge?

by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021

explosive cumback

When your girlfriend sucks you off, then you hold her head so you're deep in her throat as you ejaculate. Once done, she slaps you, bursts out laughing with a mouth full, and it explodes in a raspberry all over you and the surrounding soft furnishings!

She sucked me off last night and it ended in an explosive cumback!

by AngryDragon1280 December 5, 2021

Explosive Gigaqueef

The act of, at the moment of climax during anal sex, the woman clamping down, creating an airtight fit around the penis and passing gas with such force that it travels down the urethra and enters the sperm duct, eventually blowing up the testicles like balloons (A gigaqueef), performed with such vigour that one of more testicles explode under the force.

If a gigaqueef is performed before or after climax, the bladder may be ablated instead of the desired area, the testicles. Therefore it is always suggested that viagra or other aphrodisiacs are consumed before it is attempted during sex.

Also known as a "Ballooning Ballbuster" or, medically, a "Testicular Ablation".

Alan to Keith: "I can't believe that my testicular ablation surgery was 23k! those scoundrels!!"
Keith to Alan: "You mean an explosive gigaqueef? dude, my wife gives those out for free lmao!"
Alan to Keith: "But bro, I dont want your wife to give me a ballooning ballbuster..."
Keith to Alan: "Who do you want to then?"
Alan to Keith: "You bro..."
Keith to Alan: "Bro..."

*Alan and Keith kiss.*

by father longnipples May 11, 2022

kundi explosion

when your kundi feels like its about to tear apart because your anus hurts when you go to sleep. usually caused by an uknown entity which is directly responsible for the kundi explosion

man : why whenevr i go to sleep my anus is hurtin lot. who is coming and giving me kundi explosion tell me now

by leafblower99 May 13, 2022