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Shoving windmill blades into a coal mine

Like sweeping something under a rug. This is the post modern, gen z style way to imply a new connotation of the underlying political weight that we can hide something in place that is obviously going to out itself eventually, but since politics are so short sighted, it's fine... This is fine... We will just shove these here for now and pretend that the waste is not as bad for the planet as other thing like... Cow farts.
Definition: "Shoving windmill blades into a coal mine" is like trying to hide something that is embarrassing, illegal, or wrong, or trying to keep a problem secret. Like, sweeping something under a rug. The additional connotation is that there is an added layer of betrayal to the common man because something described this way means the thing is being hidden by the very body that promises to have our best interest in mind.

For example, when her mother found out she had cancer, and realized that it was likely due to the mother's habitual smoking for years, she chose to shove the windmill blades into a coal mine and just convince the girl that it was just a cold that wouldn't quit and vitamins would be fine.
by CommonSense.exe January 23, 2025
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Bladed Ballon

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.
F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?
by Bladed Ballon Activist April 3, 2020
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Babe-Blading

When performing sexual intercourse, after removing your belt proceed to insert the belt into the virgina getting as much of the belt inside as possible (more the merrier) press the belt against the wall between the poop shoot and the bean to shove your manhood inside pressing against the g spot… well done you have now set up your babe blade! Now proceed to thrust as you flick the bean until she’s close, when getting close pull your little friend out and strum as fast as possible until she clenches onto the belt at which point you shout “let it rip” pulling the belt out as fast as possible and shoving your dick back in and pounding the shit out your babeblade… you are now the babeblade master
“Bro I heard my dad say let it rip last night and now my mum permanently walks like a crab, I think they might have been babe-blading”
by Babe-blade King September 7, 2021
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The bey blade

When someone places a towel in one’s anus, and pulls it out violently causing the person to spin and eject feces.
“-Hey you, you wanna do the bey blade with me ?”
“-Hell yeah spin me around !”
by EG_Ultimate May 10, 2021
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yolo blading

When one or more persons are rollerblading and consuming alcohol at the same time.
My friend and I went yolo blading last weekend and we fell in love.
by stevey-cakes May 27, 2023
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Rusty Sling Blade

Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.
Guy: Babe can we do The Rusty Sling Blade tonight?
Girl: Aw fine. But I get to peg you afterward.
by King Unga Bunga April 19, 2021
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Blade

He probably has a mullet .He is very cute and kind .Lives in the country every girl want him to be their boyfriend he is always found outside and loves to fish
I wanna date blade so bad 🤤🤤🤤🤤
by anonymous December 2, 2020
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