Blue Tubes

The female equivalent of blue balls

My boyfriend can’t last long enough in bed, and now I have blue tubes.

by Sailey Bchroeter January 4, 2019

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Clam Tube

When the left over toilet paper role falls in the toilet and you fuck the holy shit out of it. Ceepin it nifty on Fiftys.

Crip Mac got a hold of the Ole Clam Tube last night, he was in the bathroom for hours.

by Kodak Nutsack February 11, 2022

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How you behave on The London Underground (or tube) whenever you may be on it. It may be that you do offer your seat to those who need it more or it may be that your a douche its however you act on the Tube.

Guy 1 "hey dude check out that dick not giving that pregnant lady his seat"

Guy 2 "wow.. what a dick, I bet he's in a shit tube-mood"

by JB9254 July 22, 2011

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Sloppy tube

It is when you are lickin the toes. Grab some toothpaste, and smear it all over ur penis. You than, insert said penis into mouth, and brush her teeth. With your penis. This, this is the sloppy tube. BumBUMBUMMMM

I no longer need to go to the dentist, cause I've been exposed to the art of Sloppy Tube
Thats so hawt I want to try that with MY uncle.

by greeneggsnshmeegle March 14, 2018

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Smooth Tube

A Saxophone.

Nathan: Hey, what instrument do you play?

Jayden: The Smooth Tube.

Nathan: Nice.

by GiveMeTheNoodles April 23, 2020

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Tube-Slapping

Using social media sights, i.e. facebook, to post annoying, crappy or sometimes funny music videos (mostly ‘80s) from youtube to friends which you are “Slapping”.

“That Debbie Gibson video made for good Tube-Slapping.”

by rookoor March 25, 2011

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