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Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.

NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."

by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015

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Super-seeded it

When someone kills a joke, usually by adding an extra part which tends not to be funny, (see example)

Lee "Volcanoes in Iceland, what's next Earthquakes in Tesco"
Alex "Yeah, and Tsunamis in Sainsbury's"
Lee "Super-seeded it!"

killed it

by Ivor B. Igmouth July 4, 2010

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Sad seeds

Tears

Dry those sad seeds, it's nothing to cry about!

by Woodswoman February 20, 2022

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Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed

When a guy cums in his own mouth then blows it into a girl's vagina which ends up getting her pregnant.

Man, what the fuck you got me pregnant with the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed...

by catlo3 October 23, 2020

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