Porting

The act of raping a homeless person and then posting pictures of them before and after online.

I was porting the other day and my friends said they loved the pictures!

by frandagdee February 03, 2025

Porting

The act of texting someone and watching porn at the same time without them knowing.

Ex1: Boy 1- "Dude last night i was so porting Jessica."

Boy 2- "Dude Noice"

Ex2: Mel- "oh yes baby."

Jane- "Mel u better not be porting me"

by Patty Dilson June 16, 2014

porting

butthole to butthole contact between two bare ass grown ass men

person 1: bro why are you pooping in that man's butt
person 2: fuck off dude were porting

by big_dicc_bandit February 27, 2021

Port Power

The most povo AFL team. Port Adelaide is the most feral place in South Australia, filled with bogans who shoot ice up their veins at the pub. All port fans have no teeth and have no money.

Do you go for Port Power?
No, I am not gay and I don't like cock up my bum

by crackedfortnitekid May 08, 2023

I use all 4 USB ports

A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.

These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.

She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.

There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!

by Pope X November 26, 2024

port-a-fort

A port-a-fort is a poggers epic metal tower that can be carried with you in frotinet. When you throw down the port-a-fort a long sexy metal tower will be placed down and you can go inside and go on bouncy tires to have epic roof sex and kill ugly curry munchers

Me: I just killed some cunt in my port-a-fort

Friend: Wow he must have been an ugly skank whore cunt dick sucker

by Slammel May 22, 2022

Hella port

Universal term for something you can’t live with out
(Better than that’s sick or that’s cool)

His new album is hella port

Those sunglasses are hella port

by Theology 101 April 27, 2018