johnson lid

noun: a condom or device placed between penis and the world.

"yo, let me get a johnson lid, i think i'm getting lucky tonight."

by doug p January 14, 2008

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Screaming Johnson

A man who catches a std and his johnson feels on fire. They call it the screaming johnson!

Man poor Joey got a bad case of the screaming johnson!

by Bigracks37 July 2, 2023

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When a person remains without a win during any form of competition over a set period of time (day, week, month etc..). Sports, board games etc.. all included.

If a person gets a win during the set time period they are no longer known as Donuts Johnson.

At the start of the next period of time everyone is equal but once a game has been played anyone who has played a game and is without a win is considered a Donuts Johnson.

Hey Ian you still do not have a win this week you are Donuts Johnson.

by Slither13 June 9, 2011

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bloody johnsons

It is a kind of swearing at a third party for something which is beyond your control(on a lighter side).

Neil: You have 34 files to check today.
Sam: Please ...will do it in two days...
Neil: No, you got to do it today.. our boss has said so...
Sam: Bloody johnsons! :)

by Sat213 October 12, 2008

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