Fountain of Youth

The process of ejaculating into the air and catching it with your mouth, repeating the process over time.

Friend- Yo can you come over?

You- I can’t, I’m trying to do a Fountain of Youth

by Thick_Shrimp April 21, 2024

Golden Fountain Show

The platonic act of standing behind a friend as they hold their Johnson to urinate. You move their hand to draw designs in the air with the stream as they relieve themselves.

The glistening drops from Jake and Jason's Golden Fountain Show illuminated from the bonfire light was a dazzling sight to behold.

by Mons Penith December 9, 2023

tornado fountain

an event during sex,it combines the aspects of the tornado where one grabs hold of the blades of a ceiling fan during coitus in the doggy style position and bring your partner to climax strongly enough to "fountain"

Dave told me he and Sarah had a tornado fountain last night

by oldguard April 20, 2023

sad fountain

A ruinend orgasm.

Friend- How was that girl you picked up from the bar last night?

Me- "Pretty good, she started giving me top, but she stopped and I ended up with a sad fountain."

Friend- Fuck, better luck next time, I guess.

by WookieNOISE June 17, 2023

Shit fountain

Your ass after Taco Bell

I destroyed my toilet wth my shit fountain.

by Derpy saliva shit July 22, 2020

Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.

Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

by bichasse June 3, 2016

Jomac Fountain

When you keep male ejaculation at back of your throat as you sneeze and shoot it out your nostril.

"Did you hear that glad done a jomac fountain"

by Gewbacca February 25, 2025