Dinosaur Chicken Nugget

When you meet a guy whose small scrawny appearance makes you think their pp is small, but in reality they possess a gargantua, thus prompting the fitting name 'dinosaur chicken nugget'.

Person 1: Yo I just saw this small scrawny looking dude at the gym locker room, and when he stripped naked I was shocked that his dick was actually a dinosaur chicken nugget!
person 2: Wtf, why would you be looking at a naked dude in the first place?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021

Dinosaur

A bird stuck in the Bermuda Triangle

I watch Jurrasic Park it has dinosaurs

by laser_fox March 10, 2021

The Angry Dinosaur

When a girl is going down on a guy and he punches her in the forehead and she bites his dick.

“I gave her the Angry dinosaur last night. Hurt like a bitch but man was it hot!”

by DarthRoxy January 1, 2018

playing the dinosaur game

When someone is “playing the dinosaur game”, it means they don’t have internet connection/service.

“Can you text Davey for me real quick?”

“Sorry, I can’t, I’m playing the dinosaur game.”

by starstruck_x May 18, 2024

lick the dinosaur

Giving an elderly woman oral sex.

Come here and lick the dinosaur!

by GMan the grey July 22, 2021

Rusty Dinosaur

After starting in traditional doggy style, you grab her arms by the elbow and pull back. Then to her surprise, you quickly pull out and slam it in her back door while holding her elbows tight, so her arms are hanging like a T-Rex as she lets out a wail like a prehistoric beast.

After watching Jurassic Park, Tim was inspired and pulled a new on his partner Lacy, hitting her with the rusty dinosaur and turning Lacy into a make-shift T-rex. RAWR!

by anonymous July 29, 2023

Dinosaurs.

"They were giant bird lizards that got murdered by space."

I don't even understand people bored by dinosaurs. They were giant bird lizards that got murdered by space, what's your fucken problem.

by Dervous Xeroxious January 27, 2022