Pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume

While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch

Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One

by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022

Ty Allen

A handsome man, who is indecisive and nice, he will never leave you. He is caring

Person 1: I’ve never met an indecisive person before
Person 2: Meet Ty Allen

by Aubrey =] January 15, 2022

nathan allen wood

Someone with great dick game.

Nathan Allen Wood made me scream all night with that dick game.

by Swamp chic May 23, 2022

Lucy Allen

Certified goof,nerd and Disney fan

Lucy Allen is a hottie

by anonymous May 24, 2022

Dirty Allen

The man pro-life Authoritarian Pseudo-Christians are really praying to

Bahh GG you’re praying to dirty Allen broh, not Jesus lol

by Ami Magee May 25, 2022

Dirty Allen

That one guy who was blessed with ability to detect the school shooter vibe within your local church

Yo it’s uh Dirty Allen we better shun em

by Ami Magee May 26, 2022

Logan Allen

Hes a G, he always smells kinda funky but he's skilled all around. Usually a good wrestler. Pulls so many girls he doesn't even realize it

"who's that?"
"Logan Allen, wrestling and track state champ"

by Kendallish December 10, 2021