off the book

doing sth without following the standards or procedures

don't do the experiment off the book!

by Bai LI September 12, 2007

closed book

a guy/girl who doesn't let anyone read them or cant let anyone read them. possibly thought their ex was 'the one' and went over a bad breakup and left thinking they were the best they ever had.

Mike: Dude I dig her but she's a closed book.
Joe: Forget about it man her loss, there's other fish in the sea.

by johnnyplaylax July 3, 2010

nigger book

A book that contains all of the essentials to becoming the perfect nigger. This this is the bible of the african race.

Brandon Howarth asked me if he could by a nigger book off of me so he could become a bigger nigger.

by G-Ramma December 24, 2007

slam book

A spiral notebook with the name of a jr. or sr. high girl (usually) written on the top line. The books is passed around among classmates who write nasty things (slam) on the page under the girl's name.

La Nadra Moore

Ho' Lez Thief

She's a bitch. Stole my Tyrone.

Got chlamydia and who knows what.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

book method

The method in which a male strategically places a textbook, workbook, or notebook in front of the crotch or pelvic region to cover an embarrasing erection or boner. Mostly used in between classes while walking in the hallways.

Mike: Chemistry was so boring man, all i thought about was fuckin' bitches.

Joe: shit dude did u get a boner?

Mike: yea, i had to use the book method after class.

by _bLinkme July 19, 2007

Reading a book

Code word for stroking your shaft

Vicky: Kaiden what the hell is taking you so long to get dressed.

Kaiden: sorry I was reading a book

by fayschullshot May 31, 2010

Blue Book

A reality shifting script you design sexual fantasies and desires in and can shift into to fuck your desired partner and live out a life filled with whatever daily pleasure you wish.

EX:"i'm feeling Horny i'm shifting to my blue book tonight" *gets fucked* (teeheheheehh)

by harry'swhore February 24, 2021