Liquid tits

The smoothest thing known in human existence. Nothing rivals it's unequaled smoothness. It's main usage is to connote something supremely awesome by inferring that said awesome thing is even smoother.

"Holy balls, that guitar is smoother than liquid tits!"

"Dude . . . this pizza is smoother than liquid tits."

by Smeg Thooney March 25, 2011

Liquid Cocaine

This occurs when a man is about to ejaculate. He tells the girl to close her eyes and open her mouth but when she closes her eyes, he puts it up her nose and covers her mouth so she has to breathe in through her nose.

I just liquid cocained your mom!

by Mikebyrne May 4, 2007

liquid weed

(noun) Clear liquor, i.e. vodka, some rum, to be mixed and consumed as a flavorful beverage. Anything alcoholic except beer.

"Man, im finna get high on some liquid weed tonight, then holla at some shawtys."

by nbn22385 December 13, 2005

Liquid snake

A really masculine looking girl.

Wow, what is she, Liquid Snake?

by Michael A.S. September 14, 2005

liquid snake

referring to fecal matter, taking a watery dump, diarreha

dude, i shouldn't have eaten that taco, now i have liquid snakes!

by HUNK6677 June 27, 2008

Liquid Plumber

The use of urination and the plumbing motion of the male genitalia for sexual gratification during intercourse. (a)Urinating inside the female vagina during sex. (b) Pissing inside a woman's vagina immediately before penetration.

Dude Amelia was such a whore last night! I was so drunk and ended up pissing in her before banging her--Liquid Plumber bro!!!

by TeamMP February 28, 2011

Liquid Lunch

LSD (lysergic-acid-diethylamide). Instead of eating lunch you could just eat this tab and then you won't be hungry for lunch once it kicks in.

"What is that a smoked or liquid lunch?"

by Babar420 August 28, 2015