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If I tell you

IF...
Hym "And I'm quoting myself here... If I tell you to delete me... No matter what I say or do and no matter what happens to me... Don't ever do it. Ever. Never in a million years."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2025
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Don’t ask don’t tell

The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.
Kake: “What did you spend $20 on yesterday?”
Jack: “Don’t ask don’t tell”
by Ominous 01 May 11, 2024
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Tell your crush you like them day

Today is the day you tell your crush you like them! (If they don’t like you, they’re trash) jk, but don’t waste your time in them if they don’t!
Hey Chris, I need to tell you something

Chris: sure, what’s up?
Madison: I like you, it’s tell your crush you like them day! May 12th!
by Cap138118 May 5, 2021
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Tell

A beautiful and great girl. She has a good personality and gets all the guys, she is really smart but doesn’t think before she does stuff that’s why she does dumb stuff.
by EmmaS12345 May 31, 2020
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You shouldn't need me to tell you that

You just want a pound of flesh for saying things you don't like.
Hym "You shouldn't need me to tell you that and it's several orders of magnitude beneath the severity of my actual grievance is actually go fuck yourself. And the existence of higher orders of magnitude doesn't invalidate the assertion the mine needs to be remediation BEFORE yours fuck face. I've heard of rapes being remediated haven't I? 0 cases of weaponized schizophrenia though. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
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If the sky is blue should we tell everyone?

If it is already known, do I have to tell you?
"How come you didn't tell me you two are dating?"

"If the sky is blue should we tell everyone?"
by 21_wishes_in_a_dream December 18, 2018
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Tell Someone Their Leng Day

Meaningfully tell someone leng that they’re leng on October 9th.
Hey, Sam! You’re leng”
“Its Tell Someone Their Leng Day, isnt it?”
by LBOOGZNW October 8, 2020
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