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teasesome 

A situation where one person suggests a menage a trois to another only to back out before adding the promised third member.
"So, that threeway you were talking about last week? Who did you have in mind?"

"Oh, sorry. The window closed for that."

"So, there was never a threesome at all. It was just a teasesome."

teasegulling 

The act of arousing someone's interest in relation to a seagull.
She kept talking about how awesome her video of a seagull bathing was, but she wouldn't actually show it to me. She was having too much fun teasegulling me.
teasegulling by arando April 21, 2023

cerebrally teased

intellectually and educationally stimulated
high school is supposed to be all about being cerebrally teased, not a tax-payers match making service

Buck Teaser 

The Buck Teaser is derived from teaser lures in deep sea fishing. Upon entering a pool filled with women, shorts are dropped and the cock and balls are slapped up and down as bait to lure in the trophy slut. Once you have their attention, the predator repeatedly yells BUCK TEASER until the prize takes the bait with her mouth or hand.
Lenny Dubs, an avid slut fisherman, hauled in 110 pound blonde spinner at Seacrets Saturday night, hooked with a vicious Buck Teaser. Subsequently she was bagged, tagged, and mounted on the wall of fame.
Buck Teaser by Mac Handy July 24, 2017

taser bomb 

a cop prank. when cops pull up to talk to each other in there patrol cars they park side by side and one turns the taser on for its 5 second cycle, throws it in the other cops lap, and rolls up his window.
haha frank you so got taser bombed
taser bomb by the jon law March 22, 2010

Teared out 

When someone has a tear drops or multiple tear drops under his eyes.
"Yo did you see that dude he was all teared out"
Teared out by The kid boss December 20, 2011