Tard Frames 

Oversized or brightly colored eyeglasses usually worn by liberal retards to signal to other liberal retards they support leftist ideology.

The CEO of Cracker barrel wears tard frames.

Tard Frames by Chester Droors August 21, 2025

Tard senses

The retard version of spider sense when a train is around

My tard senses are tingling

Tard senses by 67 god November 18, 2025

Tard-Charge

The action of Running full speed into a door, or several doors in order to take them clean off the hinges, whilst yelling and flailing your arms.

Josh had locked the doors to his room thinking I couldn't get in there, but little did he know I was gonna Tard-Charge clean through both doors.

Tard-Charge by BigPatchBaddie123 February 16, 2026

Tard Jar

A jar owned by a tard, to keep bits of stick and dirt and shiny things. You may not touch the jar. It is their tard jar, do not touch it.
"No! My jar!!" (clutches tard jar close to body)

Do you see Bobby putting that dead moth in his tard jar? By the way, don't try to touch his tard jar, he will cry and foul himself.

Tard Jar by Jean-Luc P'Tard May 27, 2026

Tard On

A person who gets sexual pleasure from over using the word retard in the hopes that it will offend someone

"you're a retard"

Chill out mate I don't wanna see your tard on, gross.

Tard On by Chickenbore June 1, 2026

Clip the Tard

Purposely not inviting the nerd or the asshole of a group of friends to any social event.

Before going to the Jays game we need to Clip the Tard!

Clip the Tard by will bitten September 18, 2016

thunder tard 

Annoying ass okc thunder fans who don't know jack shit about basketball but just still fucking yell at the most random point in the game.

The thunder tard over here thinks Westbrook is the best point guard in the game...smh

thunder tard by TurnM3Up November 29, 2019