e-tard

The guy at a days inn running thru the hallway at 7 AM screaming, "THIS CARPET IS SO SOFT! ITS SO COMFY! YOU HAVE TO COME FEEL THIS!!!"

holy jeez. Trak is a complete e-tard right now. Can we just lock him out?

by Siggy April 25, 2005

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e-tard

someone who uses exctacy on a regular basis and still thinks that their brain functions normally.
short for extacy-retard

Check out all the e-tards giving each other massages in the dark dirty corner over there.
Or.
Damn, another e-tard party.

by grkdaisy February 9, 2003

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Horny-tard

Someone who gets horny for a stupid reason, seeing something stupid that gets them sexually aroused.

Horny-tard

Johnny: I saw sticks and stones rubbing together oh my God I'm so horny haha for seral

Jacob:Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Jason, Jacob, Will:Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

by browngirlsdonttakebs June 10, 2009

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Tumblr Tard

People who have a Tumblr page and answer's stranger's questions of how many people they've slept with and how big their dick is.

1:"Don't judge me, even though I most all my failures and pictures, don't call me a skank!"

2: "Quit bitchin' Tumblr Tard."

by BubbiG January 23, 2010

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/b/tard

/b/tards are witty, intelligent, well adjusted members of society with Honda civics, a mortgage, cats that they don't light on fire and successful careers as lawyers, documentarians, and public officials. They have two lovely children and beautiful wives (because, you see, they are all heteronormative) that they met sitting next to on a flight to fiji.

well, I have been thinking about becoming a /b/tard

by anonymous9001 February 8, 2007

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