Tactical Timmie

Security Forces member that always has more gear on post than he really needs but ends up using it at some point on post or someone who gives him a ton of shit for it and ends up needed it

Why does Tactical Timmie have all this fucking useless gear.

by Vindex447 March 3, 2017

fire hydrant tactics

When a girl leaves things at your place so any other females that visit will think you are not single. Leaving claw marks purposely not necessarily during Wild love making. Tagging you in Facebook check in’s.

Dude check us all in. No she is just checking in me and her, it’s one of her fire hydrant tactics .

by trugentlemen670 November 28, 2017

Tactical Cuddles

Cuddling purely to preserve body heat

Chris-Yo Mat I forgot my sleeping bag
Mat-Man it’s supposed to go below zero tonight your gonna freeze unless we share
Chris-Tactical cuddles it is bro no-homo

by IdkManIjustworkIG October 20, 2022

Tactical circumcision

When you're cold and your mate decides to donate his foreskin for you to wear as a vest.

I can't believe I forgot my hoodie yesterday. Thank god Wilfred gave himself a tactical circumcision for me.

by Stretchy Foreskin November 5, 2021

Cheese Tactic

Any type of strategy with a near 100% success rate, first used by the YouTuber Poofesure in Wii Bowling.

Did I just find a Cheese Tactic?! Nobody is able to kill me in Call Of Duty.

by BKDHedgehog April 30, 2021

Tactical Squadron Alpha

A squadron in KOG, that is reserved for people who have this thing called "common sense" and knows how to pull a trigger against QSO, also in other words: Doesn't have a skill issue."

OMG, TACTICAL SQUADRON ALPHA KNOCC OFF!11!

by ArcherDooser/Roo October 31, 2023

Smear tactics

When a woman rubs her wet vagina all over her lovers face to entice them for sex.

Miss Joanne used smear tactics to get her man to give her falacio.

by E-man June 21, 2016