flabby taco

When a guy is hooking up with a very fat girl, and instead of fucking her pussy, he fucks her fat rolls.

Sam I can't believed you gave that girl a flabby taco, you are a bad ass.

by Dr. Rubin December 24, 2010

Taco Fest

A social event where an overwhelming majority of the attendees are female.

Noting the over abundance of Bikinis and lack of weiners, Sarah asked Nicole if there were any hot guys showing up to the party. Nicole replied "I hope so, this pool party is a total Taco Fest."

by The Real Johnny Awesome July 12, 2011

awkward taco

What you call someone who creates an awkward situation.

What happens when a drunk, tired, high, or intellectually disabled individual attempts to say "awkward turtle".

Rumoured to originate from the deep dark bowels of Kemptville, Ontario, Canada. (A hostile and dangerous community)

Man: So how long have you been pregnant for?
Girl: I'm not pregnant you awkward taco

Man: Well hey sexy lady

Women: well excuse me, I'm a nun!
Man: well awkward taco to you too...jack-ass

Any episode of The View

by the man with the monocle December 31, 2011

taco salsa

When using salsa as lubrication during sexual intercourse.

I gave my girl some taco salsa last night. She was on FIRE!!!

by Feliciano August 21, 2006

soggy taco

When the vaginal region becomes sweaty on a hot day. The equivalent of swamp balls.

I get a serious case of soggy taco in weather over 90 degrees.

by KoRnieK August 16, 2009

Tito's Tacos

An overhyped, "Mexican" restaurant specializing in Jack-in-the-Box style tacos. Mostly caters to white people from the Westside who don't know any better.

The store was out of dog food so I stopped by Tito's Tacos instead.

by absurdantihero November 12, 2015

Spicy Taco

Rigorously rub spicy chili peppers all over your penis (don't worry about that tingly, awesome burning sensation) just before fucking like a rock star.

Sara, "Hey Mindy, I heard you're fucking Gordan Ramsey from Hells Kitchen?"

Mindy, "Yeah, last Monday was the Mexican episode and he gave me such a bad Spicy Taco I had to put an ice cube in my pussy!"

by Jeremy Beavercreek September 28, 2011