Trump

When you have to take a shit real bad but hold it in. Then all of a sudden the turtle head pops through and you give way. You just took a trump in your pants.

I ate crab legs and then went out for drinks. I was in the lobby of the Bellagio, felt a rumble and realized, I’m fucked. I held on as long as I could and then trumped in my jeans.

by Brian wood November 8, 2020

Trump

Your president.

Trump killed Biden in the so-called debate.

by Duncanslay October 2, 2020

Trump

A races that needs to die and need to know that no one likes u and go to hell even your own wife doesn't like u I pics of shit

If u are a trump fan die bitch

by Kill trump October 7, 2020

Trump

That one guy who's president. Yeah the one who got the virus.

Trump is a stupid poopyface.

by 26srogers October 7, 2020

Trump

A demon from Hell.

You are a freaking Trump.

by Astr0Peng1n October 9, 2020

trump

trump is a sexist, racist and homophobic ugly orange

-hey man, did u saw that video where trump was making fun of a reporter with a disability?
-yeah he is such a d!ck

by ajsjkddjdbbs October 14, 2020

Trump

Racist cheeto puff.

"Trump will make Mexico pay for the wall!" Logic? Who is she?

by kthxbyeee888 September 6, 2017