"I can't read the stuff on the prompter! Fuck it! I'll write it, we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!"
by cjhhjh May 19, 2008

A dickie-do is when a man's stomach (or burlap) sticks out farther than his penis. Hense the ebonically influenced name "His stomach hang out mo' den his Dickie do".
This could mean three things:
#1. His stomach is so fat that it over whelms his dick
#2. His dick is so small that even abs of steel overwhelm his cock.
or the worst:
#3. His stomach is so fat AND his dick is so small.
This could mean three things:
#1. His stomach is so fat that it over whelms his dick
#2. His dick is so small that even abs of steel overwhelm his cock.
or the worst:
#3. His stomach is so fat AND his dick is so small.
Sara: Oh my gosh Natalie, that guy was soo hott!
Natalie: Uh ya, if only he didn't have a DICKIE-DO!
Sara: Damn...that sucks
Natalie: Uh ya, if only he didn't have a DICKIE-DO!
Sara: Damn...that sucks
by PoorBunny April 8, 2009

When you fuck off back to your parents at the earliest sign off hardship, particularly when it may be illegal to do so.
"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"
"yeah, I think so"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"
"yeah, I think so"
by TheClnl May 26, 2020

1. Someone who is always late to social gatherings/events. Normally by at least an hour.
2. When you make ‘special requests’ to the chef
3. Someone who can’t take banter and pulls out the race card.
4. Someone who forgets their ID at Wetherspoons.
5. Someone who will walk miles to go to a non chargeable cash machine instead of paying a £1 fee to withdraw.
2. When you make ‘special requests’ to the chef
3. Someone who can’t take banter and pulls out the race card.
4. Someone who forgets their ID at Wetherspoons.
5. Someone who will walk miles to go to a non chargeable cash machine instead of paying a £1 fee to withdraw.
by D alahan October 21, 2022

He/she has said they're going to join us, hopefully they're not doing a Jonno and not going to show.
by Olthepol January 19, 2023

by bag, bagp May 14, 2015

Sexual intercourse in which the male take his penis and puts it in the womans anal area. Also used by gay males.
Guy 1:Dude I totally wanna do that chick in the pooper.
Guy 2:Nice use of doing in the pooper!
Guy 3: Already did
Guy 2:Nice use of doing in the pooper!
Guy 3: Already did
by Brad5o5 January 24, 2009
