Bailed and Whaled

When you leave the party to have sex with a horrendously large partner

Why’d you leave the party so early last night? Oh sorry I bailed and whaled

by Harpoon#1 July 5, 2018

Queef whale

A person who is a cunt and dampens all fun party activities while also dampening everyone's vibe

Oh fuck, here come Jessica the queef whale. Don't let her kill your vibe bro

by Oakey-dokey May 12, 2016

Sneaky whale

The art of sneaking an obese female into your friends house/apartment, without them knowing

Friend 1: me and Steven are going to

the club tonight

Friend 2: oh man I don’t know about Steven

Friend 1: Why?

Friend 2: every time we go out, he always try to pull a sneaky whale at the end of the night, in my apartment.

by Grifmiester November 27, 2019

whale plunging

An aggressive form of fisting with a fat person

Got super drunk at the bar last night and took a beefalope home and did some serious whale plunging.

by Capt. Ahab! March 18, 2021

Joe the whale

A whale that acts like a child.

Joe the whale is depressed.
Joe the whale likes to listen to Archer sing his "Whale" song.
Joe the whale got diagnosed with depression by a student reading Tarot Cards.
Joe the whale is sleepy and lazy.
Joe is a loving and sweet whale, once you get to know him you can see his true colours. He is a manipulative whale that steels keys and hairbrushes.
Joe lives in a dorm.
Joe eats oregano for fun!

by Joseph Whales November 16, 2022

Cig Whale

A Big Homie Crip

“He’s the Cig Whale of his set”

by EyeKnowEverything November 23, 2021

Rollback Whale

Much like the humpback, Rollback whales are known for their large size and peculiar shape when compared to other mammalia. Their main habitat is Wal Mart, where roll back prices are abundant. Too large to move under their own power they rely on small electronically powered vehicles to move them about the store.

"Holy shit dude, so many Rollback Whales at Wal Mart today, this one had to be at least 400lbs"

by DistanceSkater December 31, 2011