turkey brain

The sleepy or dumb way a person thinks after they eat turkey.

After eating Thanksgiving dinner :

"Hey you wanna hang out later?"
"I didn't see it."
"What? That doesn't even make sense. You must have that turkey brain. "

by natedog1978 January 20, 2014

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Turkey Melt

A sexual move where a man fucks an elderly person's loose neck skin.

Gertrude lives across from the high school so she can tempt the boys with turkey melts during their lunch period.

by luckypork July 15, 2011

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The most dirty country in the world , tried to fight at least 50 countries and captured around 5. However beautiful, they get it from their higher descendants Greece . The people are dirty, and are horrible to the female side.

''Turkey? Are you made? i would never go there in a billion years!''

by annnnnnnyomos June 16, 2018

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bosom turkey

Someone who loves extremely fat and/or flabby breasts or chests, can be either male or female.

"Wow, she's hot bro."
(friend looks over to see a large and very flabby woman with extremely flabby breasts)
"You're such a bosom turkey."

by ovechkinrockssox March 6, 2008

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stuff the turkey

A maneuver used by males suffering from limp dick syndrome, usually caused by too much illegal drug use. Stuffing the turkey is to weasle an otherwise useless limp penis into the vagina of a female which will result in a fully erect, useable penis.

After 10 ectasy pills and 2 grams of cocaine Eric had no option but to stuff the turkey.

"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"

by The Whisker Biscuit Basher July 27, 2005

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