Salty Popcorn

A banking term popular amongst the homosexuals on Wall Street. It refers to the sexual act of one man allowing his ejacualte to drip down to his testicles, were it is then consumed dutifully by another man.

Me: They have a 550 FICO

Sputnik: Bro you know I can throw down on a deal like this, I run the salty popcorn crew! #WeGobbleItUp

by Salty Popcorn Krew July 29, 2018

Salty Ruben

A person who holds no Bitcoin.
Also applicable to other valuable altcoins.

"Man, there were some Salty Rubens there tonight"

"So then he started acting like a Salty Ruben when I brought up the latest rally"

"Check out this forum post... What a Salty Ruben!"

by BTCOMG June 7, 2017

salty satchel

A bag of weed with hella crystals, "resembling" salt.

Me: I am in dire of a salty satchel!

by sylvz March 12, 2009

salty donkey

When you do a women in the ass so hard that when you cum it makes her leg kick out like a donkey

I gave that girl such a good "salty donkey" that she broke the wall behind me

by Parker Hinthorne,Tommy Keenan October 10, 2008

salty

Agitated, angry, made

Janae is salty after Alex beat her in a soil judging contest, because she studied and he didn't.

by Anonymous/6 (! " November 17, 2015

Salty

People are represented as potatoes. If someone tickles your pickle, you describe them as being salty. You can also salt a potato, meaning to shag them or want to shag them.

That is one salty potato.

by Salty October 16, 2014

Salty

When you are proven wrong in a situation when you thought you were right; when you are let down after your hopes are up; when you are played/ dissed

1. Person 1: I'm the only one in this classroom with a 4.0 GPA.

Person 2: Actually I also have a 4.0, so I guess you're feeling salty.

2. (In a roast session)
Person one (roasting person 2): You not ready for this roast, you ugly as hell, boul.
Person 2: Nah, you need a shape up cuz your hairline look like a mountain range.

Background people: OH NOOOO
(Person 1 is salty)

by Cerena10111 June 19, 2015