Oreo Cakester

When two fat black guys are fucking a skinny white girl, and they both spunk in her vag and in her anus. Thus resulting in the younger black guy having to eat both jesus juice out of her anus and vag. (I would recommend this for poeple that love to have threesomes.)

Dude, your brother and I gave your girlfirend an Oreo Cakester last night.

by Mr.Amazon Fire Fighter February 26, 2009

Golden Oreo

The act of defecating into a small, semi-solid mound, making an indentation or "pocket" in the feces using, uriniating into the pocket, and then molding the shit around the urine, so as to make a "water balloon" of shit and piss. The resultant "Golden Oreo" can be hurled a any target.

Michael Norman just got a Golden Oreo!
Awww! you got your Golden Oreo all over my Golden Oreos!

by Adinor November 8, 2007

golden oreo

When having sex:
1) Pee on one another (hence, the golden part)
2) Get it onnnnnn
3) Pee again

AND VOILA! You have a golden oreo!

Liz: Have you ever tried a golden oreo with your gf?
Niq: Nah, what's that?
Liz: It's when you pee, then sex it up, then pee again.
Niq: Sweet, let's try it!

by Niquion April 16, 2011

MEX-OREO

A person claiming themselves as white European, when in fact their parents are of south American origins or Mexican . They tint their skin with whiting creams and dye their hair blonde to look white or European.

Barba and Wendy think they can trick their boyfriend's with their MEX-OREO style and find a rich husband, but when the baby is born it will come out with black hair and brown skin.

by windy flores p. May 20, 2021

oreo douche

A dumb bitch that won't share any Oreos.

Example:
Guy 1: Don't be such a Oreo douche.
Guy 2: no! There my Oreos!

Don't be such a Oreo douche.

by spodermen sweg unite April 14, 2015

oreo salad

The Oreo dessert fat people call a salad to make themselves feel better about themselves.

Person 1: Ay yo, you want some Oreo salad?

Person 2: wtf! Why would you put Oreos in your salad??
Person 1: nah dude, there's not actually a salad.
Person 2: Huh?!?

by Autree April 2, 2017

Opening an Oreo

A generic term for a gentleman to open and enthusiastically lick out the insides of a ladies 'vertical biscuit'.

Can sometimes be accompanied by dunking it in milk and saying mmmm mmmm a lot!!!

"Hi sthephan"

"Hey man, what's wrong with your voice?"

"My tongue is thucked"

"Why, what's happened to you"

"I wath up all yethterday night opening an oreo!! Gunna give my puthy licking a retht for a few dayth now!!"

by Burning blue soul January 15, 2017