Clown Kiss

Whist a lady is on a heavy flow day and a preferably dapper gentleman is taking advantage of this natural contraceptive, said lady aggressively jumps off of her mount and stamps her vagina on the mans chest, establishing a hint of dominance, levity, and a fond memory the gentlemen can wear the rest of the day.

I'm on cloud nine, I've got a clown kiss under this awesome 90's rugby shirt I'm wearing.

by COS 87 March 30, 2017

kissing the mic

hogging the limelight. a person who is trying to steal the show.

at Live 8, Geldof kept kissing the mic

by pulcher_ancilla September 21, 2005

mistletoe kiss

a kiss that is shared under the mistletoe alone or public
often seen around the holidays

a kiss you can give/get without getting in trouble

We shared a mistletoe kiss so we wouldn't get in trouble with my dad.

by X3 time December 1, 2011

Sliding Kiss

When you and your boyfriend/spouse are kissing but still want to check out the scenery you both look oppisite ways while sliding your lips against one another thus creating the "Sliding Kiss"

I was kissing my man, when I heard some one approaching and wanted to see so I slipped him a sliding kiss

by Lady DeeLishy November 13, 2009

men kissing

when two males kiss each other

also a thing that homosexuals like to do

men kissing is when 2 males kiss.

troy: hey nico i really like you, umm can we kiss

nico: yeah sure man, *now they start kissing*

ray: thats kinda gay doe

by you're clapped January 17, 2021

kiss cookie

when you attempt to fart on your loved one, but end up shitting yourself a small amount instead.

Person 1: I totally shat on my girlfriend last night.

Person 2: Sick, dude, how?

Person 1: ..I tried to fart on her. But it was only a little bit

Person 2: Damn, talk about a kiss cookie.

by missmanda May 2, 2010

Glasgow kiss

Glasgwegien slang for headbutt

Ahm gonna gee yeh a glesga kiss

by David McQuillan March 28, 2003