Can't Handle It

My brother Johnathan, given a million opportunities and chances in life, yet still setup for failure because of plain stupidity and drug addiction.

Jake: oh man i just ruined this expensive thing.... Ethan: you just done a Can't Handle It!

by nao2357 February 21, 2021

pineapple handle

A large ponytail on top of the head, looking remarkably like a the top of a pineapple. Considered to look 'handle like' for oral sex.

wow, check out that pineapple handle.

by anonymous323232 September 25, 2012

giving it long handle

Drinking excessively

He's been giving it long handle since Christmas.

by Mugs52 September 15, 2013

Loveland handle

One thumb in her asshole to assist with the leverage in doggy or reverse cowgirl

I had her in the Loveland handle last night and she wouldn’t leave after

by Sampygra October 9, 2023

Hello (insert handle here)

The first thing you see when you click your account picture

When I want to look at my definitions, the first menu that pops up from the catalog of random definitions is "Hello (Insert Handle Here)

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

burp with a handle

When you throw up a little bit in your mouth when you burp.

“Ew I just had a burp with a handle”

by jemilyhook January 1, 2024

handle socket

A space perfectly shaped to fit a penis, as like a handle it is also a grabable object.

"Man, she was crazy last night, she was like a handle socket, made just for me"

"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about"

by Airtite Yendor January 6, 2024