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Hammer Bag

To be used in reference to a douche bag when profanity may be inappropriate due to the presence of a lady, authority figure, or actual bag of douche.
Billy is such a hammer bag because he didn't come meet us at the party like he said he would.
by Adam The Duke September 19, 2006
mugGet the Hammer Bagmug.

Hammer Faced

A combination of 'hammered' and 'shit-faced' used to describe an unusually high level of intoxication. Typically used by college students on weekends to describe their inebriated state.
"Yo, Frank was so hammer faced last night he passed out in the snow bank."
by claylovesmen July 24, 2008
mugGet the Hammer Facedmug.

Drop The Hammer

Having sex with a girl, usually a one night stand or to end a long drought of not getting any.
"Hey man, why not? It's been a while and she isn't that ugly. Take her home and drop the hammer on her. It'll be good for you."
by Alex in East Los Angeles July 1, 2012
mugGet the Drop The Hammermug.

Cum Hammer

If you dont know what a dick is by now, you're in a lot of trouble.
I have a Cum Hammer.

I use my cum hammer to nail broads to matressess.

I alos have a Cum Hammer.
by Derek Todd August 16, 2009
mugGet the Cum Hammermug.

MC Hammer

Good vibes Hip Hop that everyone enjoyed during the late eighties / early nineties. Fell off with the influx of gangsta rappers in the early-mid nineties. Tried to sport some new school (for early-mid nineties), but shit wasn't happenin'. Personally, I wonder if some of his fallin' off was because some heads were jealous. Finally made a decent comeback with some religious shit. Apparently, he now lives a humble, less glamorous, and more ordinary lifestyle.
MC Hammer was hot in sports scenes. He became noticed rappin' outside Oakland Colliseum. His hits were definitely amongst the orginal "Jock Jams."

His music was obviously hot on dance floors, and is still played at many cheesy white people weddings. Well, ok, he was awesome. Awesome!
by Great White Boy December 9, 2008
mugGet the MC Hammermug.

ass hammer

1) A porn industry slang.
2) Referes to the penis as an impliment for penetrating the anus and denotes a forceful, sexually charged atmosphere in which this penetration will occur.
3) As a part of the english vernacular it usually denotes the act of anal sex between 2 people. This term is not specific to any particular sexual orientation but rater generic.

4) A vulgar reference to the act of anal sex due to the implicit "violence" of the term and it's reference to a hammer.
I fucked I lot of hot young bitches back then...They called me Dave "The Ass Hammer" Smith back in college.

The girls all called him the "ass hammer" cause he loved anal sex so much

The gimp was a silly bitch who always begged for the ass hammer

"I like to think of it as ass play but Bill gets freaky whenever I mention going in the back door and then the ass hammer comes out"

Hammer my ass! like the bitch that I am.
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
mugGet the ass hammermug.

beef hammer

Yeah then I just smacked her in the face with my beef hammer!
by Pundle December 7, 2006
mugGet the beef hammermug.

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