the basement closet

When you are secretly a nerd but are also secretly gay.
Travis, come out of the basement closet already. Everyone knows you blow Taurens on world of warcraft.
by RSMILEY88 June 24, 2022
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johnny closet

johnny closet(n)- a slang/ street term originating in the early 1900's meaning restroom or bathroom.

as referenced in "My Name is America: The Journal of Finn Reardon; A Newsie" pg. 5 paragraph 2;

" There are rules against us using the johnny closet".

Now I could be wrong but that's what I gather without too many context clues but hey! it makes sense to me! so here it is raw and real you little poop sharks! I'm going to go smoke some Alaskan Sniperfuck and get the fuck outta this popsicle stand, peace!
I went around the corner and realized I had to pee so I turned ran to the johnny closet!

Jorge went to the johnny closet to leak the lizard.
by sir piss pumper September 25, 2013
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Closet babe

a homesexual male living a secret heterosexual life. Prefers to be the submissive type in the heterosexual relationship.
Mario has been living as a closet babe.
by Username1234509876 October 17, 2022
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Hanse’s Closet

When someone has bad fashion sense/is a fashion terrorist, people will refer to Hanse’s closet.
Joe: Look what he’s wearing!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.

Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!
by subinsbf March 18, 2018
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closet lobster

An individual who avoids public appearances or hanging out with friends because of an embarrassing sunburn or sunburn lines.
"Hey, have any of you seen Brittany since two days ago at the beach?"
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."
by ThugZone July 09, 2013
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Monstre in the closet

(n.) considerably a person that is thought of as dangerous based off what they reveal to another person. They usually act differently around one group of people than they will around a whole other group of people, probably to save face around a typically “normal” person or someone they like. Not to be confused with being “in the closet”, because that’s just homosexual… for real.
by Pure69 April 12, 2011
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Closet smoke

A person, usually female, that doesn't appear to be beautiful at first glance, but upon further investigation, is actually extremely pretty. Subtle things like mannerisms, eyes, hair and voice are what set these people apart from thirsty girls.
Bro, have you seen Kate's Insta lately? The girl is a closet smoke. Wish I would have realised that back in college...
by SHammer35 July 06, 2020
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