Tesla fever

A euphoric condition brought on after exposure to any product manufactured by Tesla Motors Inc.

Symptoms:
- A huge grin (aka Tesla grin).
- Continuously talking about Tesla.
- Prolific contributor in TMC forums.

Cure:
Buy (or lease) a vehicle manufactured by Tesla Motors Inc. (symptoms can take months to subside).

Joe's bout of Tesla fever didn't subside until nearly 4 months after he took delivery of his new Model S.

by P13878 October 26, 2013

Tesla time

The time a Tesla owner spends each day educating others on their car's features or on EV's in general. Tesla time can be spent with friends/family but is most often taken by random curious people who spot the car on the street.

Honey, I'm going to be a little late getting back from the mall. It's Tesla time again.

by Mayhemm March 12, 2014

temple grays

These are the gray hairs that live above your sideburns, usually the first gray hairs to appear on a man that is destined to grow into Male Pattern Baldness. Temple grays frame the face, and in the early years can be described as distinguished, or senatorial. Temple grays are an indicator that worse is yet to come, and commonly precede the formation of the skullet, and flesh yarmulke, or cul-de-sac.

Younger Student One: Mmmm...my prof Roger looks so handsome with those temple grays, I think I want to mount him.

Younger Student Two: Better do it quick - before he grows one of those skullets!

by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009

temalem

ten or eleven

i must have herd this song temalem times. We must have ate a that restarant temalem times

by barackfromhigh May 30, 2010

Teasle Tassle

Any female who deals Marijuana or gets alcohol for underage kids.

Yo your sister is my top Teasle Tassle!

by iShotMarvinInTheFace October 3, 2011

temals

\'tā-mȏls\
tay-malls
Phrase (2014)

1. Acronym of the expression TMALSS: "To make a long story short".

2. Lacking lengthy explanations or trivial details.

3. Just the facts, in a nutshell

"Temals, we got hopelessly lost and had to hitchhike back to the hotel."

"Our trip to New Orleans was terrible, temals."

by scharky September 3, 2014

temployee

A temporary employee, either hired through a staffing agency or working "just for now", until they find something more stable or relocate.

I'll have to make a trip to the American Apparel store to see their scantily-clad temployees about a shirt.

by dispensaryofhappiness December 29, 2016