super-straight

1. Someone who is only attracted to cisgender females
2. Someone who is transphobic
3. A menace to society

Hello, my name is Adam, I'm excited about this date but before anything I want you to know that I'm super-straight by the way.

The reasonable date proceeds to walk away.

by Je ne t'abandonnerai jamais April 22, 2022

Super Straight

Someone who is a Racist and wants to be penetrated by a big werewolf daddy and looking for some Fat Cock

Im so super straight

Go fuck yourself

by LostAnd_Bored May 5, 2022

Super Straight

A disease which makes someone enjoy hardcore homosexual Sour Apple Smoothies and Alabama Hot Pockets. If you see someone with the disease, do not approach, do not go near, do not even spare another glance at again. Their stupidity, while not impacting to most, is highly contagious to the impressionable and stupid.
A few more symptoms are extremely ugliness and a nazi flag.

Person 1: Did you see that super straight?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes. How fucking disgusting.
Person 3: It’s truely horrific.

by Madden 08 DS Fan Club November 30, 2021

Super Straight

Someone who only dates the opposite gender; to avoid controversy against trans men or women

I’m a super straight male so I only date women.

by Cock’n’ball February 28, 2021

Super Straight

After straight people who dont date trans people were accused of being transphobic, they created Super Straight. Which incorporates only dating biological girls. This way, it’s a sexuality, not a preference, and should be respected. As it would be Superphobic to not agree. Example:

Guy 1: Hey! Do you think you’d date a trans girl?
Guy 2: No man, I only like girls who were born girls. I’m super straight.
Guy 1: Isn’t that transphobic?
Guy 2: No, because I’m only attracted to them. It’s apart of my sexuality. Super Straight.

Guy 1: Ooooh okay, I respect your coming out.
Guy 2: Thank you!

by SuperStraightMonkey March 6, 2021

Super Straight

If male, a person attracted to those born the opposite sex, including Cisgender Females and Transgender Men. If female, a person attracted to those born the opposite sex, including Cisgender Men and Transgender Females. Ironically, a person who is Super Straight can be considered less straight than a typical straight person due to an attraction to Transgender members of the same gender.

“The LGBTQ+ community is currently debating the inclusion of ‘Super Straight’ people”

by theDefiner2357 March 11, 2021

Super straight

An idiot who gets no girls/guys and is homophobic. They are also most likely a trumpie

Melissa: hey what’s your sexuality?
Joe: I’m super straight!
Chris: you’ve got to be kidding me...
Jen: oh so you’re homophobic-
Joe: nah I’m just kidding, I’m just straight because super straight isn’t a sexuality.
Melissa: thank god.
Jen: yeah, I was worried there.

by Idkjustsomebodyrandom April 4, 2021