The same as a Mingebag, but more elusive and deceitful since they don't possess the whiny irritating voices that have become characteristic of minges. Smithbags find unstable servers on Garrysmod (or any DarkRP server), and get to know the players. They look, act, and sound like a normal player. And then, they bring the server to its *#&!@ing KNEES. This usually happens within a matter of seconds once the Smithbag makes the decision to crash a server. Common responses include, "Wtf lag?" "Whats happening guys" "Why wont my unfreeze work" and "ZOMG guys a smithbag is trying to crash the server ban him!!!"
Related- Smithcycle: When a Smithbag crashes a server and constantly reconnects so he (or she) can crash it as soon as it is up again. Rinse, repeat until bored, then keep doing it anyway.
Related- Smithcycle: When a Smithbag crashes a server and constantly reconnects so he (or she) can crash it as soon as it is up again. Rinse, repeat until bored, then keep doing it anyway.
Noun (Smithbag): "Man, I finally got Traitor and some Smithbag crashed the server. How do you even crash a TTT server? Fucking prick."
Verb (Smithbag): "Man, I took my build server offline because some Smithbag was Smithcycling it for 5 days straight. Fucking prick."
Verb (Smithbag): "Man, I took my build server offline because some Smithbag was Smithcycling it for 5 days straight. Fucking prick."
by kudokiller949 November 13, 2011
Get the Smithbag mug.a group of 12 year olds hanging out with a 20 year old called L dot, smithy boy is the leader of the gang while L dot spits unintelligable bullshit
person 1: i watched the weirdest video last night
person 2: what was it
person 1: smithy boy and da crew
person 2: how does it go
person 1:Verse 2: L-Dot
WHAT!
E-sell dar
Bella get bar gwar
Top of the block
Money get dropped
Cause I top of the bee
Don't give a fuck if you think you can fuck with me (bluerg!)
Ak on to tha airs
?
person 2: what was it
person 1: smithy boy and da crew
person 2: how does it go
person 1:Verse 2: L-Dot
WHAT!
E-sell dar
Bella get bar gwar
Top of the block
Money get dropped
Cause I top of the bee
Don't give a fuck if you think you can fuck with me (bluerg!)
Ak on to tha airs
?
by L dot and smithy boy February 2, 2017
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Pretty much what Hodgie does, usually with a wrinkly old dick hitting the back of his throat.
Pretty much what Hodgie does, usually with a wrinkly old dick hitting the back of his throat.
by the gypo May 23, 2018
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"That bitch done Alex-Smithed my black ass for some nigga with a gold grill and a fur house!!"
A: "They Alex-Smithed the head nurse?! But I thought she was doing a good job?"
B: "I guess the Doctors found someone else they believed could better suck them instead of just being a dick manager."
A: "They Alex-Smithed the head nurse?! But I thought she was doing a good job?"
B: "I guess the Doctors found someone else they believed could better suck them instead of just being a dick manager."
by Fobbies January 1, 2013
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