Super Sucker

When a male places his unerected penis and scrotum into a female mouth. The female then proceeds to suck on the males penis until a full erection is achieved. Thus leading to suffication, death, or the decapitation of the male genitalia.

God, Why did I let Sammie give me that super sucker last night. She nearly circumcised my penor!

by SammieD June 12, 2008

tit suckers

childrens

any tit suckers?

by badduck October 24, 2008

suckers remorse

the regret of giving a blow job on the first date.

I got a bad case of suckers remorse after I realized my date didn't even take me to dinner!

by Dogg Daddy September 30, 2009

poll sucker

Someone who relies heavily on political or other polls. Even though the media conducts polls on a seemingly daily basis, it is hard to find anyone who has actually been contacted, or knows someone who has. This tends to support the theory that pollsters are actually the guy who passes the bong to the journalist as they snicker like school girls over their snow job.

The poll sucker, however, views polls as infallible. They will even quote poll numbers in an argument.

Shirley: "Wow, Dick Cheney's approval rating is higher than Obama's!"

Lou: "Don't be such a poll sucker. Someone pulled those figures out of their butt."

by Tuftskins June 2, 2009

Seam Sucker

The crotch seam is no longer visable literally sucked between a females vaginal lips

WOW that bitch doesnt have camel toe. She has a major seam sucker going on!!!!!

by DICK,DICKll,LADYDICK December 8, 2009

Party-Sucker

A try-hard individual who goes to a party only on the account of one or more of the following:

1. There's going to be alcohol there
2. There's going to be weed there
3. His/her stalker crush is going to be there
4. Someone said there will be biddies/hot guys there

Bob: "Dude, I think we need to invite more people to this party"
John: "What about that hot Ally girl? Just tell her that we'll have bud there"
Bob: "Yeah that'll work! After all, she is a Party-Sucker"

by Black and White Saint January 27, 2011

Pickle Sucker

Slang for the mouth.

Shut your pickle sucker and pay attention during the lecture.

by jimbob wetpants April 17, 2014