someone who constantly fails at everyday activities that are not difficult to complete. People who are "Muck Suckers" are unaware, or oblivious of everything they fail to do. These people are the ones who give America a bad name, the people who DESERVE to live in a cardboard can outside the residential Walgreen's.
Arnold : "Yo, Pete. Look at that muck sucker trying to eat the perfume samples. Haha, I bet he sucks some serious muck."
Pete : "Oh, frick a dick, no doubt."
Pete : "Oh, frick a dick, no doubt."
by McSackdrop October 18, 2010
Get the Muck Suckermug. 
Someone who is only good for the purposes of sucking penis and nothing else, hence the derogatory nature of the insult.
A cock sucker will suck your penis not for the purposes of inducing pleasure, but primarily because they are bad at everything else, breathing or just simply existing for a cock sucker is significantly harder than sucking penis. That is how useless at everything (apart from sucking penis) a cock sucker is.
A cock sucker will suck your penis not for the purposes of inducing pleasure, but primarily because they are bad at everything else, breathing or just simply existing for a cock sucker is significantly harder than sucking penis. That is how useless at everything (apart from sucking penis) a cock sucker is.
Person 1: Mark promised he'd proof read my thesis by last Thursday... It's been four days and still nothing.
Person 2: oh man, bad deal, did you not know Mark is a cock sucker?
Goose: HONK!
Person: Fucking cock sucker.
Person 2: oh man, bad deal, did you not know Mark is a cock sucker?
Goose: HONK!
Person: Fucking cock sucker.
by glassbottle June 18, 2018
Get the cock suckermug. Someone who relies heavily on political or other polls. Even though the media conducts polls on a seemingly daily basis, it is hard to find anyone who has actually been contacted, or knows someone who has. This tends to support the theory that pollsters are actually the guy who passes the bong to the journalist as they snicker like school girls over their snow job.
The poll sucker, however, views polls as infallible. They will even quote poll numbers in an argument.
The poll sucker, however, views polls as infallible. They will even quote poll numbers in an argument.
Shirley: "Wow, Dick Cheney's approval rating is higher than Obama's!"
Lou: "Don't be such a poll sucker. Someone pulled those figures out of their butt."
Lou: "Don't be such a poll sucker. Someone pulled those figures out of their butt."
by Tuftskins June 2, 2009
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