When the crew is having a spirited group text debate about babes, sports, music or the like and that one guy chimes with something so stupid or perverted that it kills the entire conversation, and everyone just goes on about their business.
"Whatever happened to Erika Eleniak from Baywatch." - Idyt
"Remember when she popped out the cake in Under Siege for no reason." - IJ
"I think I just crapped my pants." - Gnoobs
"String Killer." - SeaDick
"Remember when she popped out the cake in Under Siege for no reason." - IJ
"I think I just crapped my pants." - Gnoobs
"String Killer." - SeaDick
by idyt December 17, 2016
Get the String Killermug. Physicist (mathly genius) newly proposed dating theory, which explains women's descion making paridim selecting an intimate partner, when faced with an extreemly limited 'datable' population.
Youtube- Mathe Genius explains why women are now forced to date 'mid' men
Background information and math supporting this theory
1. Youtube- String theory Explained-What is the nature of Reality?
2. Youtube- What is a Fractal?(and what are they good for)
3. Youtube- The new best spirograph on the market
4. Youtube- Hyper realistic portraits with thread
5. Youtube- Son Lux Change is Everything
Youtube- Mathe Genius explains why women are now forced to date 'mid' men
Background information and math supporting this theory
1. Youtube- String theory Explained-What is the nature of Reality?
2. Youtube- What is a Fractal?(and what are they good for)
3. Youtube- The new best spirograph on the market
4. Youtube- Hyper realistic portraits with thread
5. Youtube- Son Lux Change is Everything
You had any luck with men lately?
No they're a lot of low cards in that hand? You?
I've worked out the mathly on the string theory of dating and I'm optimistic.
No they're a lot of low cards in that hand? You?
I've worked out the mathly on the string theory of dating and I'm optimistic.
by Modern Women August 25, 2025
Get the String Theorymug. To have gay cowboy butt sex.
by James Loftis January 23, 2009
Get the play the 5-stringmug. The theory that everyone, everywhere, in the world is somehow connected by an “invisible string”, particularly lovers.
This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.
This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.
Person A: I found my current boyfriend in the background of one of the photos I took in 2013!
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates
by Jessienewyorknanny January 26, 2024
Get the Invisible string theorymug. when someone is heavily under the influence of alcohol, and starts acting rather crazily, reminiscent of someone with a screw loose.
by Stringy-T October 13, 2008
Get the String-Tashedmug. pulling your underwear up into your ass crack to fully expose both buttcheeks,
alternative: g-stringing it
alternative: g-stringing it
"You don't have to pull your pants down to show us your ass pimple, just g-string it!"
"I got a sick butt tattoo, I'll g-string it"
"I got a sick butt tattoo, I'll g-string it"
by hamptonroomies May 15, 2024
Get the G-string itmug. A string fart, much like a string bet in poker, when a player pushes a bet out and returns to their stack for more chips to push out adding to their original bet. A string fart is when you fart and another fart arrives in rapid fashion. This phonomonia can continue ad nauseam.
by Sheronimo June 8, 2017
Get the string fartmug.